how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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