I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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