So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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