Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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