it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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