tell your sister to shave her snatch
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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