Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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