I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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