We won't sleep together?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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