why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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