maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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