**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You don't make any sense
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