we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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