girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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