Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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