it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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