In the future we'll all be gay
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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