Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Randomize
