marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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