new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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