just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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