So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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