Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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