Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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