Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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