plz talk dirty to me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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