No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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