umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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