Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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