How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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