well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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