Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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