think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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