How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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