quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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