He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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