doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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