listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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