Heybabeimwearingurpanties
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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