If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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