another moral hangover. fuck.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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