Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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