it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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