You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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