question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
me + whiskey = a bad person
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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