So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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