I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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