umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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