the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I will be naked everywhere
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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