You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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