That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You smell like stripper and shame
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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