question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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