That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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