Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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