he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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