He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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