i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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